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The Platformers Episode 67 : Karma Chameleon

Posted 2008-03-24 17:00:00 by The Platformers at The Platformers

Josh sounds off on Greenpeace (*sigh*), Shawn defines the boundaries for a re-hash, Jeff ponders what games might have been if the mechanic actually matched the material and Graham speaks up in defense of the movie licensed title. Final word: Superman returns the game. He chose wisely.

The Platformers Episode 65 : Go Play Brawl

Posted 2008-03-10 17:00:00 by The Platformers at The Platformers

Go. Play. Brawl. Final word: o_O

The Platformers Episode 6X : Buffer Overun

Posted 2008-03-03 17:00:00 by The Platformers at The Platformers

Round and round the mulberry bush, the monkey chased the weasel. Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. Please reference page 12, paragraph 3, word 16 and enter it into the copy protection box. Trident or meter maid? Hello Joe, whaddaya know? Final word: Please insert a RAM pack to continue

The Platformers Episode 63 : GDC - Gamers Don't Cry

Posted 2008-02-24 17:00:00 by The Platformers at The Platformers

This time: GDC has come and gone and it's left a bit of a train wreck in its wake. Pay to Play on Wii, Microsoft slashing developer royalties on XBLA and the single worst use of a curtain in a game show - ever - round out the meh. On the upside, the Crystal engine comes to Wii, Ryu Hayabusa gets a date, and Sony is rockin' the puns with the Phyre Engine and the Fish Tank. Portal 2 is revealed (as is Jeff's lack of experience with Portal 1... tune in next time to see how THAT turns out) and Guitar Hero Wii is a rip off that killed SNL. Final word: Bionic Commando: Rearmed - PS3 killer app

The Platformers Episode 62 : Tranquility Base

Posted 2008-02-18 17:00:00 by The Platformers at The Platformers

This time: The PlayStation 3 finds second place in North America, Audiosurf battles it out with Sins of a Solar Empire on the PC and Professor Layton should be in your DS or you're less of a human being. Jeff picks up a few games he hasn't touched in years, Josh laments the PC alliance and Shaun is nowhere to be found. Another brick in the wall. Final word: Buy Audiosurf

The Platformers Episode 61 : Twisted Podcast Black

Posted 2008-02-11 17:00:00 by The Platformers at The Platformers

This time: The Demo Dance Die, UMD, DIE. Games that don't hold your attention long enough to... SHINY! Collecting ones and zeroes Game shirts: why do they suck so hard. Also? XXXL?? Final word: Patapatapatapon

The Platformers Episode 60 : SuperCast VX

Posted 2008-02-04 17:00:00 by The Platformers at The Platformers

This time: The 60th Episode! Huzzah! The Unified Console? For lazy bastards. lol Canada Adventure Game Inspired Kleptomania Can't we fucking get along? Final word: There is a TF2 server. Grow some fucking balls and play on it.

The Platformers Episode 59 : Not Sixty

Posted 2008-01-14 17:00:00 by The Platformers at The Platformers

This time: The Epic Discussion™ between Graham and Shaun re: the blatant lies told by the communist NPD organization does not happen in this cast. Also: The wonders of RayTracing! Final word: The NPD is a lie

The Platformers Episode 58 : Fifth Eight-th

Posted 2008-01-07 17:00:00 by The Platformers at The Platformers

This time: Back from the holidays! Rejoice and make merry. Final word: Your face is delayed to March 9th

The Platformers Episode 57 : Irish Rage

Posted 2007-12-10 17:00:00 by The Platformers at The Platformers

This time: Community Cannibalization Street Fighter IV: IID vs IIID Blactivizzard PSN Year One Final word: The steak is a pie

The Platformers Episode 56 : The Way We Seg

Posted 2007-12-02 17:00:00 by The Platformers at The Platformers

This time: PS3 Outsells the Wii in Japan. Look for Horsemen. Douchebag of the Week Gaming "Journalism" Sales We Didn't See Coming What Makes A Classic? Final word: The inflated review scores are a lie.

The Platformers Episode 55 : Deacon For President

Posted 2007-11-26 17:00:00 by The Platformers at The Platformers

This time: Mass Effect, Uncharted - Texture Pop versus Fiction Pulp Mario Galaxy - Slapped back to second like the bitch that it is Atari Pulse Check A Minter Moment on the Flipside Douchebag of the Week Deacon as "The Decider" Final word: The WMDs are a lie.

The Platformers Episode 54 : I'm Ready To... Er...

Posted 2007-11-19 17:00:00 by The Platformers at The Platformers

This time: Mario Galaxy - and rushing through games Assassin's Creed - and games that other people loved that you hate Happy Birthday: Xbox Live, PS3 and Wii! Downloadable Xbox Titles defective out of the... er.. stream? Final word: The flake is a lie.

The Platformers Episode 53 : Wallet Doom

Posted 2007-11-12 20:25:30 by The Platformers at The Platformers

This time: The end of the wallet as we know it Marios in D of 2 and 3. Manhunt 3: Baloon Rape and other mis-ratings Virus Protection for consoles Give your better half the access to the parental timer? Final word: The squash is a lie.

The Platformers Episode 52 : Hot Mic

Posted 2007-11-05 20:25:30 by The Platformers at The Platformers

This time: A hot mic renders Graham nearly unintelligble for the majority of this cast - more from an audio fidelity standpoint as opposed to the usual problems folks have interpreting his nonsense. Mike, Jeff, Shaun and Josh round the cast out with much more audible sounds. Funny Fact: Graham was recording. Final word: The mic is a lie.

The Platformers Episode 51 : Nightcast

Posted 2007-10-29 20:25:30 by The Platformers at The Platformers

This time: When disaster strikes the Platformers are left quad-core-less. Entranced by forum drama, the podcast slips through the cracks until three intrepid casters (Graham, Jeff and IRC Favourite Adam) salvage it's good name on a Monday night. Final word: The drama is a Lie.

The Platformers Episode 50 : To the MOON!

Posted 2007-10-22 20:25:30 by The Platformers at The Platformers

This time: The 50th Episode. It's epic. There's Cake. Final word: The Podcast is a Lie.

The Platformers Episode 49 : Penulti-cast

Posted 2007-10-15 20:25:30 by The Platformers at The Platformers

This time: Lanz and Squash join the crew in revelry Epic Podcast ensues. For the record: The CHATTHREAD is a lie. Final word: I'm in ur forumz, movin' ur threadz

The Platformers Episode 48 : By Our Powers Combined...

Posted 2007-10-08 20:25:30 by The Platformers at The Platformers

This time: Shaun: Back from Dancing with the Stars - Lapdance edition, Asks the question: Is the Market really ready for 5 full systems? Mike: University update - Interactive Fiction Graham: The Sony 40GB PS3 - translated: "This is Dumb" Jeff: Wired - summing up each console in one sentence. Also - Crysis: 5 years ahead or 2 years behind the curve? For the record: 360a brought in ringers and we got crucified. Final word: Bungie/Microsoft split? Meh.

The Platformers Episode 47 : My Haloz. Let me show you them.

Posted 2007-10-01 20:25:30 by The Platformers at The Platformers

This Time: Shaun flirts with a frillier side of dance. In his absence Mike, Jeff and Graham talk about a little title called Halo.